...On the tarmac...

I'm at that crucial point where you have had your ticket ripped, but you aren't quite in your seat.

You're in the hella weird hallway, right before you get on the plane. Its like a cattle call. All these fucking yinzers are figuring out how to stow their crappy Hollywood souveniers in the overhead compartment. I'm sitting in 22a. I'm sure its hell back there. Can't wait to use the facilities.

PS - I've counted 2 jhorts so far.

PPS - I think the couple behind me is talking about "Jews for Jesus".

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At the bar

...Like I said, I'd be at a bar at LAX blogging. I sat for awhile with a "Kristy" from san francisco. She was delayed for three hours! Ugh!

I'm right on sched. I'm downing a 20oz and a shot. If you are stuck at LAX, the "Home Turf Sports Bar & Grill" runs a special...check it

Yay! They are starting to board my flight to the 'burgh! I gotta down this beer, and bounce!

See all you bitches in da 'burgh!
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getting ready to fly

With my inevitable redeye looming I find myself repeating my checklist of things to pack for my annual 4th of july trek back east. Things like toothbrush, toothpaste, contact case, etc are moot because I stay with my parents and always have a stock of toiletries there. No, my suitcase with me filled with many other necessities for the holiday, such as, bikini, shorts, sandals, superman cape, toga, elvis sunglasses, jumbo safety pins for toga, gold rope (for toga), sequined headband, digital camera, and all the charging equipment for all those little electronics that I can't live without.

I've also got to remember to bring dad's birthday present. Can't forget that. And while I'm at it, have to bring mom's present even though her birthday isn't until august. I can't imagine her waiting to open it. I wouldn't be able to wait nearly 2 months!

I'm flying out friday night, so if you plan to be at LAX and need a drinking buddy hit me up. Ill be the girl sitting alone at the bar blogging via her blackberry.

;)
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